Condoms Fit for a Future King - William And Kate Get Royal Rubbers

You know you've hit the big time when a commemorative condom is issued in your honor... so William & Kate, your moment has arrived.

Heritage Condoms, a British company (of course), has unveiled a special condom to commemorate the upcoming nuptials... complete with a Web site that reads, "lie back and thank of England."

"Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms," the company says.


Of course, the first job of the future king is to get busy making a replacement... so it makes sense that these condoms actually promise no protection.

It says right on the company's Web site: "Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs."

You can get an up-close look at the royal rubbers in my Strange New Products photo gallery... or you can stay here and keep reading to get the week's weird headlines, courtesy of Fark.com. 
via: Weirdnews.about.com